Another day...another combat...a new hope

This guy is really good;Tres impressionant

1.Parce que 8:45 est trop tot pour nous de nous lever.
2.Nous sommes toujours en retard, nous aurions rate tous les 4 vols.
3.Les belles personnes dans l'avions nous deconcentre.
4.Nous aurions parle fort et attire l'attention de tout le monde.
5.Avec toutes la nouritures dans l'avion nous auriont oublie pourquoi nous etions la?
6.Nous parlons avec nos mains, donc nous devons faire tombe les armes
7.Nous aurions tous voulus faire voler l'avion
8.Nous nous disputerions et commencerions a nous battre dans l'avion
9.Nous ne pouvons pas garde un secret on aurait dit a tout le monde une semaine avant.
10. On aurait mit notre drapeau sur le pare-brise.

English Translation
WHY SENEGALESE CAN'T BE TERRORISTS.....
1. 8:45 (A.M) is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.